Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

Japanese Method

I tried the Japanese method of de-cluttering where you hold every object that you own and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away.

So far I've thrown out all of the vegetables, my bra, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror and my treadmill.

Interesting Facts

• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
• Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
• Super glue is forever.
• McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know,
• No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jello..
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
• The fire department in San Jose has at least a 5 minute response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy... It will however make cats dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.