Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes

Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.

Anonymous

Lawyer

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

A: Another lawyer.

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Stuck in an Elevator

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

Anonymous
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