Pickup Lines

Hard Wood

This peg leg's not the only hard wood I've got, me hearty! Yar!

Anonymous

Pound Your Meat

I'll pound your meat any way you want me to.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

First Impressions

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Anonymous
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