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You're a Magnet
You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me. Perhaps it is because I am made entirely of metal.
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Hard Wood
This peg leg's not the only hard wood I've got, me hearty! Yar!
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Pound Your Meat
I'll pound your meat any way you want me to.
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