Pickup Lines

Abdominal Showman

Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?

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Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

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Windex in Your Pants

Q: Is that Windex in your pants?
A: Because I can sure see myself in them.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Riddles
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