Pickup Lines

Windex in Your Pants

Q: Is that Windex in your pants?
A: Because I can sure see myself in them.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Riddles
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Penalize for Hotness

I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

Pirate Pick Up Line

How 'bout jollying my roger? Yar!

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