Top 5 Pick Up Lines

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, wanna screw?
3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?
4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?
5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?

Heaven Pick Up Line

Q: What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
A: Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.

Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."