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Condom Purchase
At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
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Windex in Your Pants
Q: Is that Windex in your pants?
A: Because I can sure see myself in them.
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Penalize for Hotness
I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!
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