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Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"
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Humpty Dumpty
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
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