Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

1. Angelfish Cake
2. Hamster and Cheese on Rye
3. Chow Chow Mein
4. Bran Muffy
5. Eggs BenjiDict
6. Yorkie-shire pudding
7. Shih-Tzu Kabobs
8. Potbelly Pig in a Blanket
9. Shrimp Cockatiel
10. Fettuccine AlFido
11. Chicken Poodle Soup
12. Turtlellini
13. Lhasa Thermidor
14. Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas
15. I'll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes

Yo Mama - Chicken Pox

Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Lord's Prayer Edits

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken," and Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. Two weeks later, the man approached the Pope again - this time with a $50,000,000 offer. Again, the Pope declined. A month later, the man upped the price to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope accepted. At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."