Food Jokes

Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

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Elephant In Ice Cream

Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
A: You get very lumpy ice cream!

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Watermelon

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

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