Coffee Taste

Q: Why did the coffee taste like mud?
A: It was fresh ground

Start And Finish

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Stop Green, Go Red

Q: When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?
A: When you're eating a watermelon!