Food Jokes

Mountain Dew

Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?"
Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"

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Mexican Vs. Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Blondes and Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
A: They both spread for bread.

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