Food Jokes

Peachy

Q: How do you make a peach into a vegetable?
A: Step on it and make it squash

Anonymous

Raisin Booty Call

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Anonymous

Lima Bean Before the Pot

Q: What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?
A: Sufferin' succotash!

Anonymous
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