Food Jokes

Unlucky Three

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Witch?
A: A turkey sand-witch.

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Oysters

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

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Strawberry Treat

Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it into the freezer until it shivers.

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