Food Jokes

Turkey's Favorite Song

Q: What's a turkey's favorite song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

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Gangster Answering Machine

Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!

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Vacation

Q: What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut at the beach

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