Food Jokes

Good Place To Eat

Have you ever walked up to a really fat person, and asked them for a good place to eat? Then when they look at you and say they don't know, you look at them, like, "You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we're going to be eating."

Anonymous

Turkey's Favorite Song

Q: What's a turkey's favorite song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

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Anonymous

Gangster Answering Machine

Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!

Anonymous
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