Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

What's for Lunch

Q: How do you break an addiction to lunch meat?
A: Go cold turkey.

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You Might Be A Redneck If - Meat

You might be a redneck if you think canned meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

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Barbecuing Chicken

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."

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