Food Jokes - Cheese Jokes

Cheese Bits

Q: What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese?
A: DeBrie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes)
Anonymous

Wang's Kitchen

$9.50 General Tso's chicken from Wang's Kitchen in NYC
$1.00 -  Can soda
Getting home and realizing that Wang forgot to give you one of your containers... riceless !

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

A Cheese Sandwich.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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