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Eat Your Corn Flakes
Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.
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Man and Refrigerator Difference
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Tesla Vegan Award
Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?
A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans
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