Food Jokes

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Anonymous

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Anonymous

Tesla Vegan Award

Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?
A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans

Anonymous
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