Food Jokes

Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

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Barbecuing Chicken

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."

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Remarkable Mom

The most remarkable thing about our mother is that for 30 years she served our family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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