Ethiopian Food

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.

Whorehouse Visit

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."

Special Treat

Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A mouse sandwich!