Potato Hooker

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?
A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

Idaho Jokes

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Dumb Idaho Laws:

• Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
• Boise - Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
• Pocatello - A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
• A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. 

Arkansas

Q: What did Arkansas?

A: Idaho...