Food Jokes

Cannibal's Grace

Q: What do cannibal say when they say grace?
A: ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead! ''

Anonymous

Couples' Store Food Fight

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth. 

Anonymous

Meat Market

If this place is a meat market, you are the prime rib.

Anonymous
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