Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Double Wide Salad

Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

Frat Boy Cab Ride

A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?" The cabbie says, "Sure." So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up.