Pigs And Grapes

Q: What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A: A swine gut!

New Cannibal

Q: How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
A: He became a vegetarian!

Tomato Family

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"