Kareem

Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?
A: With Kareem!!!

Placing Your Order

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

A Man's Tastes

Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on their p***y?
A: Crust.