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Oysters
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
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Strawberry Treat
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it into the freezer until it shivers.
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Peachy
Q: How do you make a peach into a vegetable?
A: Step on it and make it squash
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