Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Farmer Brown's Son

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and found to his dismay that his son, Jeb, was jerking off. He vowed to his son that he was going to help him find a wife, so he would not have to be doing this. Sure enough, the father was able to find a suitable bride just right down the road and the couple was married shortly thereafter. Six weeks later the farmer was again going behind the barn and caught his son vigorously jerking off. The farmer went berzerk. "Why are you still doing this, why aren't you with your wife?" "Aw Paw," said the son, "Her little old arm gets so tired."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Graduation Photos

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand on my wallet?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , School Jokes
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