Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Visit The Barber

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes)
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Farmer Brown's Son

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and found to his dismay that his son, Jeb, was jerking off. He vowed to his son that he was going to help him find a wife, so he would not have to be doing this. Sure enough, the father was able to find a suitable bride just right down the road and the couple was married shortly thereafter. Six weeks later the farmer was again going behind the barn and caught his son vigorously jerking off. The farmer went berzerk. "Why are you still doing this, why aren't you with your wife?" "Aw Paw," said the son, "Her little old arm gets so tired."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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