Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Anonymous

Politician Phoning His Mother

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"

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Anonymous

You Might Be A Redneck 53

You might be a redneck if...

  • You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
  • You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
  • You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny.
  • Your house has a kickstand.
  • You drive around a parking lot for fun.
  • Your girlfriend has ever called YOUR parents "Ma and Pa".
  • You have to duct tape your gloves on.
  • You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.
  • Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.
  • You think that Marlboro is a cologne.

Anonymous
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