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Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman
Vegas Brothel
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies,
"Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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Anonymous
Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Old Age Jokes
, Appearance Jokes
(Hair Jokes)
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
My wife was standing nude in front of the mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel terrible; I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
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