Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

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Room 88

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to go to the whore house. His dad gives him 20 bucks and says, "Son, get it done. But one thing before you go, whatever you do, don't venture into Room 88." The kid agrees. He gets to the whore house and says to the lady at the desk, "Hi, I would like to get a room." She responds, "Sorry young man. The only room left is Room 88." The kid, dripping with horniness, takes it despite his father's warning. When he gets up there, there is a hole in the wall. It says, "Insert cock here for pleasure." He walks over, sticks it in, and gets his cock sucked for an hour and a half and explodes inside the mystery mouth hidden behind the wall. He gets home and tells his dad he had his dick sucked by a real pro in Room 88. His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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When Lincoln Was Your Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

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