Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Anonymous

Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"

Anonymous

Meet the Father

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

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