Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Pollock Needs Condoms

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a piece. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."

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Successful Operation

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?" "The operation was a success, but the patient died!"

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Suspense!

Q: How do you keep a Polack in suspense?

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