Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Polack Catches Wife In Affair

This Polack came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
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Polish Party

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Riddles
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Another Ethnic Joke

A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack."
The Polish man said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew."
"Probably, " replied the clerk.
"And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs, would you also insult him?"
"Probably," the clerk again replied.
"Why you're nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody not like you?"
At this, the clerk replied, "Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Food Jokes
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