Live Bait Fishing

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up. While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless you both," and then kept on walking. One bloke looks at the other, "Who the fuck was that?" "Oh," said the other bloke, "that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible." The other bloke looked around and quickly says, "Well he knows fuck about shark fishing."

Kmart Afghanistan

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? They are putting in TARGETS!!!

Gay Jamaican Man

Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?
A: Pokemon.