Ethnic / Country Jokes

Ethiopians and Yoko Ono

Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.

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Welsh Shagging Sheep

Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
A: So the sheep push back harder!

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Honor, Offer

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor." He replies, "I honor your offer." And that's how it goes all night.  Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.

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