Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!

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Submitted BY: darrenboy2

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

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Anonymous

Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!

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Submitted BY: kblove
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