Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

One-legged Cholo

Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?
A: "Not even, homes!"

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Submitted BY: Brian Reppin Sur 13

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!

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Submitted BY: darrenboy2

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

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