Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Snowman Lunch

Q: What did the Mexican snowman eat for lunch?
A: Burrr-itos

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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Mexican Golf

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course?
A: I guess someone made a hole in Juan.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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California Rowboat

A U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowboat heading toward the coast of California. The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.  Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, " We're invading California to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's." The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 2.3 million are already there!"
Nobody on the destroyer laughed.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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