Ethnic / Country Jokes - Italian Jokes

Upmanship

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife...she goes wild!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Who Invented Sex

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon" The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum" The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians" The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire"... and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex" The Italian says "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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