Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Bragging

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Airplane Jokes
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Irish Jig

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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I'll Just Wait 'Till The Garda Get Here

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,' 'may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: ''no tanks, I'll just wait till the Garda get here!''

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