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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Iraq Jokes
Iraqi Military
Q: What are the Iraqi military rules of engagement?
A: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Military Motto: I came I saw I took my American truck and drove home.
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Arachnophobia
My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.
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Iraq Strategy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Iraqi versions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
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