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Ethnic / Country Jokes - German Jokes
Anheuser Busch
Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, iss hot," she says as the sun beats down on her. She passes by a tavern and says, "Vy nought?" So she sits at the bar. "Bartender," she says. "I vill have unt cold beer, please." The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" "Vell, fine, tanks," she says, "Just ah leetle svetty."
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Anonymous
Knock Knock - Germany
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door?
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Anonymous
Granny Rules
My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him
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