Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Moon Flags

Q: Why does it matter that solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white?
A: France is now claiming that they landed there.

Paris Native

Q: What's a native of Paris called?
A: A parasite.