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French Runs
Q: Why don't French people ever win running races?
A: Whenever the starting pistol goes off they raise their hands and surrender.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
37 Mating Positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one. Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.
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French Joke
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.
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