Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Happy Happy

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. The first morning of her honeymoon after making love the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed. When she bent down to pick up their clothes, a fart slipped out. She looked up and said: "Scuse prease, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"

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Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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Asian Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?
A: With dental floss.

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