Ethnic / Country Jokes

Help from Canada

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington. Statement by the Press Secretary. President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following statement: CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM! WE HAVE PLEDGED: 2 BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS, 6 FIGHTER JETS. AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH: 2 CANOES, 6 MOUNTIES, AND A BUNCH OF FLYING SQUIRRELS

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Political Jokes , Military Jokes , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes)
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Bill Clinton's Decision

Q: Why did Bill Clinton have such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?
A: The last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Cuban Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
Anonymous

Supermarket Talk

An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's testicles." The American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, "No...that dirty."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes)
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