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Scottish Pocket Watch
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
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Scottish Sheep and Peruvian Goat
Q: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
A: The Dolly Llama.
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(Sheep Jokes)
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Long and Green
Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
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Ethnic / Country Jokes
(Irish Jokes)
, Holiday Jokes
(St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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