Trump's Wall

Unintended consequences of Trump's Mexican border wall:
2020 Olympic High Jump Results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico

Greek Wedding

Q: Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride!

Scottish Gleam in Eye

One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit up town. The woman says to the man, ''You want to hold my hand, don't you?'' The man says,''Yes, how did you know?'' She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.'' So they held hands. A little down the road the woman says to the man, ''You want to kiss me don't you?'' The man says,''Yes, how did you know?'' She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.'' So they kissed and kept walking. A little later the woman asks the man, ''You want to screw me don't you?'' The man says, ''How did you know? By the gleam in my eye?'' The woman says, ''No, by the tilt in your kilt.''