French Fries

Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Paddy and Mick and the Three Grenades

Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy replies, "Then we'll lie and say we only found two!"

One Way to Learn English

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England for a visit. "Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector. "No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all." "How long do you plan to stay?" "Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three weeks." "By the way, where did you learn English?" "From the -- bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz -- radio."