Chinese Barbecue

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Kmart Afghanistan

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? They are putting in TARGETS!!!

McQuillan Martini

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.  When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"  "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."