Putin Economy

Q: What's Vladimir Putin’s goal for the new Russian economy?
A: Make people rich and happy! A list of people to become rich and happy is attached.

Stalin Speech

Stalin, during a speech: “I am prepared to give my blood for the cause of the working class, drop by drop.”
A note is passed up to the podium: “Dear Comrade Stalin, why drag things out? Give it all now.”

Polish Family

A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."