Ethnic / Country Jokes

Irish Confession

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Phone Calls in Hell

There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
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Submitted BY: alanwake

How Did You Do That

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?". "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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